THE STAIR
HOOVERING
COMPANY.

A HIGHER STANDARD.
ON EVERY LEVEL.

Specialists in a very specific thing.

WE HOOVER
STAIRS.

An extraordinary level of attention.
For a perfectly ordinary staircase.

£399THE SIGNATURE STAIR CLEAN

Book your premium clean

Complimentary Shoe Hole installation
included on suitable stairs.

Edited campaign photograph of a man hoovering a carpeted stair while a real Shoe Hole installation stands open behind it
THE STAIR HOOVERING COMPANY / IN PRACTICEAN ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL
PLEASE ADMIRE
THE HOOVERING.
Edges attended to.
Carpet impeccably considered.Campaign image, edited from a real installation.
WE BRING OUR OWN HOOVER.WE DO THE CORNERS.WE TAKE OUR TIME.WE HOOVER THE HOOVER.

The problem, briefly

WE ASKED AROUND. EVERYBODY HATES IT.

THE WORST
JOB IN
THE HOUSE.

39Awkward bits on a
normal staircase.

  1. 01

    THE HOOVER WON’T STAY PUT.

    Balanced on a step, it slides, topples, and takes the nozzle with it.

  2. 02

    THE CABLE NEVER REACHES.

    Plug in downstairs, run out halfway. Plug in upstairs, run out halfway. Every time.

  3. 03

    THE EDGES.

    Every step has two corners and a front lip. On a normal staircase, that adds up.

  4. 04

    YOUR BACK.

    Bent double, one hand on the banister, one on the hose, doing the same step twice.

01 / The method

FOUR STAGES. WELL, THIRTEEN.

THOROUGH
IS A
PROCESS.

Some people just plug it in.
We have a methodology.

01ASSESS THE STAIRS.Observation

We take a moment to appreciate the task ahead. The treads. The edges. The corners. Especially the corners.

02HOOVER THE STAIRS.Application

A considered pass across the carpet. A change of attachment. Another considered pass. This is the part we came for.

03HOOVER THE HOOVER.Equipment for our equipment

Clean equipment sets the tone. A separate handheld hoover gives the main hoover a careful once-over. We expect standards from everyone involved.

Our thinking on the matter
04INSPECT THE HOOVERING.Quiet satisfaction

We stand back. We look closely. We may lean to one side. Only then do we allow ourselves a small sense of satisfaction.

Your complimentary Shoe Hole installation is completed during the same visit, where suitable. Allow around two hours for the whole appointment.

02 / Close attention

THE DETAILS ARE THE POINT.

NOT A CORNER
OUT OF CONSIDERATION.

Some of our finest work happens
where nobody thinks to look.

Edited campaign photograph of a man carefully vacuuming inside the open Shoe Hole storage
FIG. 01 / THE INTERIORWe went a little deeper.

An attachment. A quiet moment.
A very well-hoovered space.

Campaign image, edited from a real installation.
Edited campaign photograph of the same technician using a separate mini handheld vacuum to clean his professional vacuum cleaner
FIG. 02 / THE EQUIPMENTEven the hoover gets hoovered.

We wouldn’t ask it to uphold a standard
it wasn’t prepared to meet itself.

Campaign image, edited from a real installation.
THIS IS WHAT
THOROUGH
LOOKS LIKE.

03 / While we’re here

A SMALL ADDITION TO THE SERVICE.

OH, AND
THE STAIRS
DO THIS.

A complimentary Shoe Hole.
Quite useful, apparently.

Hidden storage, fitted into your existing stairs. Two steps lift together. Your carpet stays. Your hallway gets a little more breathing room.

Included with every qualifying £399 clean. Customers seem particularly pleased with it.

We’re pleased they’re happy.
We’re also very proud of the hoovering.

A closer look at the extra
Original photograph: the joined carpeted Shoe Hole steps raised to reveal storageOriginal photograph: the same staircase with the Shoe Hole closedSTORAGE: OPEN
VERY GOOD STAIRS, EITHER WAY.
Original installation photographs. Available space varies by staircase.
~2 HRSInstallation and cleaning
5 YEARSInstallation & hardware guarantee
£0Deposit. Pay on completion.

The finishing department

EVERY LINE.
CONSIDERED.

Yes, we have thought about
which way the carpet points.

A considered finish. A moment to stand back. Then a second look, in case the first look missed something.

The stairs are ready to walk on.
We understand if you’d prefer to admire them first.

Our approach to the ordinary
Edited campaign photograph of the closed staircase with neatly groomed chevron patterns in the carpet pile
FIG. 03 / THE FINISHCampaign image, edited from a real installation.Illustrated grooming finish. Visible patterns depend on the carpet pile.

04 / From the department

The cleaning journal

WE HAVE
THOUGHTS.

Mostly about hoovering.
Occasionally about attachments.

Edited campaign photograph of a technician using a separate handheld vacuum to clean the casing of a professional commercial hoover, with open Shoe Hole storage behind him01
Equipment careFIELD NOTES

Why we hoover our own hoover.

A clean staircase begins with a clean hoover. We have given this considerable thought.

Edited campaign photograph of a technician vacuuming inside an open Shoe Hole compartment02
Professional opinionFIELD NOTES

In praise of the corner.

Small. Frequently overlooked. Central to everything we do.

Edited campaign photograph of a technician using a small nozzle on a carpeted stair below an open Shoe Hole03
Company mattersFIELD NOTES

A statement on attachments.

We bring more than one. We know when to change them.

The Signature Stair Clean

ONE PRICE.
EVERY
CORNER.

We understand you have a choice when it comes to hoovering your stairs.

We’d be delighted if you chose not to do it yourself.

THE COMPLETE SERVICE

£399FULLY FITTED

  • Professional staircase hoovering
  • The edges. The corners. The equipment.
  • No sore back. Yours, anyway.
  • A complimentary Shoe Hole installation*
  • Five-year installation & hardware guarantee
  • No deposit. Payment on completion.
Check your stairs

*On a suitable standard staircase. Your £399 package is a fitted Shoe Hole installation with stair cleaning. Any extra work is agreed first. No hoover-only booking.

05 / A little clarity

All questions

FAIR
QUESTIONS.

01Why does stair hoovering cost £399?

The corners demand a certain level of commitment. Your £399 package also includes a fully fitted Shoe Hole installation on a suitable standard staircase. Installation and stair cleaning are provided together.

02Can I just have the Shoe Hole?

You’re welcome to focus on whichever part of the service you’re most excited about. The £399 package is a fitted Shoe Hole installation with stair cleaning.

03Do you really hoover the hoover?

We believe equipment should lead by example.

04Do you do landings?

Landings are a separate, even more premium service. Please don’t ask.

05What if my stairs aren’t suitable?

We check before confirming the service. If a Shoe Hole cannot be fitted, there is no booking and nothing to pay. We do not sell a £399 cleaning-only visit.

Your stairs. Our undivided attention.

LEAVE IT
TO THE
OBSESSIVES.

£399. Equipment provided.
A complimentary Shoe Hole, where suitable.

Check your stairsNo deposit.
Pay on completion.
£399 WITH SHOE HOLECheck your stairs ↗